Dirty Garabage Cans

Have you ever passed a stupid garabage can that smells like mashed fly guts? Well I have and Ill tell you this I had a desiese from it and had to fill out stinkin forms looking like this:

Name: Jambaboom

Bye,
Koomba Boom,

Tab

I WONDER ABOUT MY WEAR!

What has it done to me?
To Wonder about my Wear?
Does it amuse you the I have a pear?
Or should I stick to Wondering about my Wear?
When was the last time you shaved?
When was the last time you checked your wonder wear?
Maybe you should check now when I'm eating my pear?
And then I will wonder about my WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koomba Boom,

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Hippies

Guy: " Hello. How do I tell the girl of my dreams that I love her?"

Hippi in the Park: " Whoa , whoa, whoa! Calm down man, just tell her how you feel..."

Guy: " Okay bye"

Hippi: " Peace Out"





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Hello!

I haven't seen ya'll in a while. I've been doin my own buisness. Hope ya'll have fun? Really, that sounds stranger then pigs in the house! Farwell!

Koomba Boom,

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Dopes on the Street

Have you seen dopes lately? Were they on the street? Oh if not, IT DOES NOT COUNT FOR
Dopes on the Street.

Komba Boom,

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I WONDER ABOUT MY WEAR!

Sasha Kitty

Yesterday evening, me and my dad and my cat Sasha, were outside. But then someone was walking their dog and the dog tried to charge at Sasha. Sasha ran by my porch steps, and then hist and she looked like a halloween cat with the polky tail and big eyes and sharp lightning teeth.
Sasha then ran under our little pine tree and didn't come out till this morning. :() :)


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Rodeo Barf

Last night my family went to the Nephi Rodeo. I was feeling sick, and then I had a drink and I felt better, but about 1 1/2 hours later, I felt worse then ever. I tried to lay down but that didn't help very much, and I barfed up some junk in an emty bubble gum bag. Then my mom took me to the car since the Rodeo was almost finished anyway. Then when it was done, The rest of my family came to the car and we went home and to bed.

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Soggy Soccer

Don't forget to watch Soggy Soccer on channel 9 you get a great view of monsters sweating in pain as they wrestle the other team when the enemies score. ->Soggy Soccer is the Soggiest Soup Slide Soccer Sail.
Never mind the kitten. He is just bitten to pieces by a hobo on the French Team. You can be nice to the hobo and give him a sandwhich, even though, he ate your BF on the Spanish Team.

I think hobos' would enjoy a tuna or ham and cheese sandwhich.

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Cheese

This morning I was cleaning my room and I found a dry cheeseball. I had no idea how it got there but I remembered the hairy monster that lives under my bed likes cheese. I also remembered that yesterday the hairy monster snuck out of our house and went to the store and bought 5 pounds of cheese with my moms credit card, and he damaged our car. Now I realize that there are cheeseballs all over under my bed.
*I better make sure I vacuum soon before they turn into crusty, hairy, cheesy, monsters!*

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