How Was Your Thanksgiving?

Hello. How was your Thanksgiving? Wonderful! Me too. Did you have pie? How nice! Did you almost puke from all the food you ate? Splendid! Did you become 88 years old because the pumpkin pie had Extreme Si defects? The same! Did your pink brain instantly rot and turn green? Did your cousin rip your hair out so that now there is a giant bald spot in the back of your head? Why delightful! Did you eat turkey and raspberry cake? This is great! Did your lover purpose? No, me neither! Did your mum sweep you off the couch and make you cough up the potato chips? That didn't happen to you?... not me! Did you kill a chicken for dinner? No! I buy mine... oh you too?... wonderful! So, you tell me: How was your Thanksgiving?!

Koomba Boom,



Tabitha Emily Anderson ( W.)

The Cream Farm (movie) !!!

Welcome to this inside look at, The Cream Farm. Coming to hit theaters soon. It is based on Tab Anderson's cream farm that she built in her sandbox outside. The movie is about a guy named, Deuce, and he wants his cream to grew, but then he learns a valuable lesson: If you don't watch your actions, you won't get rewards. He then realizes that he has been doing bad things like picking Mrs. Lint's cherries and then lying about the junk. He realizes he must conquer the world to get his cream to grew, and it so happens that he is able to eat ible and conquer the world and his cream grows, but then there is an emotional part: His ible rots and he doesn't have anything to eat, so he dies and leaves his cream behind. Then a girl named, Soom, moves into his giant mansion and finds the cream farm. She soon conquers the world and lives on a life of hope and hopping squirrels.

Koomba Boom,

Tab
P.S. Real movie

Hey Lovers

Hey lovers in the soggy world. Would you like a bowl of cereal or would you rather cut of a ribbon of maneur at Uncle Teddy's farm? Alright then... here's the cereal. Be careful though, Pa got the milk from the diseased cow named, Lim, and the milk is not cleasned. It's Bettsy's turn to catch the fog this mornin'. She catches the fog every Tuesday and Thursady. Yep...... that ought to get her done! Serves you right Bettsy! Fetching Poisoonise berries! That is no way to earn yourself roasted pig bones for dinner! In fact, you almost killed your own brother with those poisoness berries! You know better! Now! Get the whip and catch the fog! Pa already is waiting for you with the spit bowl outside. Um excuse me. Yes. What is the fog? Oh the fog! It is a label for postage on American bundle cards for old wheat that belongs to the dead. Huh? It is a label for postage on American bundle cards for old wheat----- NO! I didn't want you to repeat it Ma! That ought to get you mouth done, boy! Go stand in the corner boy! I'll order the slave to hand me the whip for your old ears to be punished for! Serves you right boy! I don't care if your just staying in town with us a few days, for every poisoness blueberry pie, you get a spanking!

Koomba Boom,
Tab
P.S. Come home with the mozzeralla cheese, Homer! I want to make it for dinner!
P.S.S. This is just made up story from Tab's noodly brain!

garbage folks

sorry that i havent posted in a long time folks. ive been taking out the garbage if you know what i mean...hmm?