☺Look out Trench (a fine tale)☺

Once upon a time, there was a fabulous boo named Delano. Delano liked to play in an old army trench from World War I. It was thirteen feet and sometimes he spent the night. He often took his blueberry waffles with him. He talked his ears off by himself with gooey apples from the soggy apple tree that grow above the trench. The apples had worms--dozens of worms, and worm eggs--but  Delano didn't mind. Sometimes he'd fry the worms in the sun and eat them at different qualities. The blueberry waffles were JUST FINE! with the worms! SO GOOD! so JUICEY! But one thing Delano didn't like was the cow poos in the trenches. After the war, a young farmer named Juisee, moved his cows into the trench because he believed in no sun! The poos were big and everywhere! Delano never went back home after awhile. He never married, he never got any jobs, and he was never happy. The moral here is that to never spend your life in a trench. In fact, you probably should never go in one, it is very dangerous.

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