The Volcabulary Bee

So, the volcabualary bee was today, and a bunch of kids and I that were voted in it lost on the first round. It stunk. She had a word on the whiteboard and you have a marker and mini whiteboard and you write A, B, or C on your board. And you have 2 CHANCES. And once your 2 chances are out, so are you.




Koomba Boom,

Tabitha Emily Anderson

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It's nice to see you again, friends. I have eaten cheese lately and it has been tasting terrific! I hope you understand what I saying, here. Please, if you must, comment because the like jamgueennickma, TONIGHT!

Koomba Boom,
Tab

P.S. Tomarrow at school, I have a volcabulary bee!!! :o

Hey Fops!

Hey Fops of the univerual Internet! The Internet fans and supporters of Tabaroo alway try to get a little bite of my nitbucknitcbuchans sandwiches!!! KNOCK IT OFF PEOPLE! I like waffles, how 'bout you? Remember Ave(ree), if you're reading this at all, for your 14th birthday, you got a FREE online pass to sneak peaks of oncoming Tabaroo posts and awards! So if you want to, get yourself down to Tab's house ( I'm not going to put my address on here just in case a fool sees this post and stocks my house).

PART 2 OF THIS POST:
We interviewed a BIG fan of Tabaroo last week named Francine Greene. She says, quote:
"The downward feeling of free onward passing laughs from Tabaroo's hanging posts burst me, and I become thin." So how 'bout we take advice from Francine Greene.

LOVE YOU ALL, FOPS!
Koomba Boom,
Tabitha Emily Anderson (hey... over hear! my initials spell, "T.E.A." get it?!!!)

Salvester's Favorites Thing in the World!!!

Salvester Chalveeka in 5th grade at Lincoln preschool is to READ TABAROO!!!!

Quote from Salvester: There's nothing more smoothly sounding, than the killing laughs of the sensational readers that support Tabaroo.

Salvester also enjoys dreaming about one day learning to read, instead of having his mother read Tabaroo to him every night for new posts. He says he has to excuse himself and his mother from dinner, so he HEAR the newly posted copies over the internet.

Quote from Salvester's mom: Sometimes I spy on him and see that he tries to read it himself and when he accidently types in the wrong thing on the search bar, he goes outside and comes back in with big stones (that I have no idea how he carries when he's in preschool) and throws them at the computer.... which also forces us to pay $800 to fix the dang computer.

Deep Sorrows and Grief

It seems like I haven't been able to right much anymore. That thought brings me to deep sorrows and grief. Time has gone by fast. Have you guys seen the Cream Farm? It was at the dollar movie and it was fantastic! And even just the post...? I don't blame you guys for not seeing this blog lately... I haven't posted, so it's just the same pile of dung every time. I will try to fit more time inn for this.

PART II

Have you seen the latest commercials on tires for cars? Well, let's stop watching those and get your rump down here to Jim's Car Lingles (Tires) for especially marked boxes in store today! Plus, for un limited time only, get a tire (in any size) and you've got your child's greatest trend!

Koomba Boom, Tab
P.S. I'm serious though. Go buy tickets and see, The Cream Farm.

How Was Your Thanksgiving?

Hello. How was your Thanksgiving? Wonderful! Me too. Did you have pie? How nice! Did you almost puke from all the food you ate? Splendid! Did you become 88 years old because the pumpkin pie had Extreme Si defects? The same! Did your pink brain instantly rot and turn green? Did your cousin rip your hair out so that now there is a giant bald spot in the back of your head? Why delightful! Did you eat turkey and raspberry cake? This is great! Did your lover purpose? No, me neither! Did your mum sweep you off the couch and make you cough up the potato chips? That didn't happen to you?... not me! Did you kill a chicken for dinner? No! I buy mine... oh you too?... wonderful! So, you tell me: How was your Thanksgiving?!

Koomba Boom,



Tabitha Emily Anderson ( W.)

The Cream Farm (movie) !!!

Welcome to this inside look at, The Cream Farm. Coming to hit theaters soon. It is based on Tab Anderson's cream farm that she built in her sandbox outside. The movie is about a guy named, Deuce, and he wants his cream to grew, but then he learns a valuable lesson: If you don't watch your actions, you won't get rewards. He then realizes that he has been doing bad things like picking Mrs. Lint's cherries and then lying about the junk. He realizes he must conquer the world to get his cream to grew, and it so happens that he is able to eat ible and conquer the world and his cream grows, but then there is an emotional part: His ible rots and he doesn't have anything to eat, so he dies and leaves his cream behind. Then a girl named, Soom, moves into his giant mansion and finds the cream farm. She soon conquers the world and lives on a life of hope and hopping squirrels.

Koomba Boom,

Tab
P.S. Real movie

Hey Lovers

Hey lovers in the soggy world. Would you like a bowl of cereal or would you rather cut of a ribbon of maneur at Uncle Teddy's farm? Alright then... here's the cereal. Be careful though, Pa got the milk from the diseased cow named, Lim, and the milk is not cleasned. It's Bettsy's turn to catch the fog this mornin'. She catches the fog every Tuesday and Thursady. Yep...... that ought to get her done! Serves you right Bettsy! Fetching Poisoonise berries! That is no way to earn yourself roasted pig bones for dinner! In fact, you almost killed your own brother with those poisoness berries! You know better! Now! Get the whip and catch the fog! Pa already is waiting for you with the spit bowl outside. Um excuse me. Yes. What is the fog? Oh the fog! It is a label for postage on American bundle cards for old wheat that belongs to the dead. Huh? It is a label for postage on American bundle cards for old wheat----- NO! I didn't want you to repeat it Ma! That ought to get you mouth done, boy! Go stand in the corner boy! I'll order the slave to hand me the whip for your old ears to be punished for! Serves you right boy! I don't care if your just staying in town with us a few days, for every poisoness blueberry pie, you get a spanking!

Koomba Boom,
Tab
P.S. Come home with the mozzeralla cheese, Homer! I want to make it for dinner!
P.S.S. This is just made up story from Tab's noodly brain!

garbage folks

sorry that i havent posted in a long time folks. ive been taking out the garbage if you know what i mean...hmm?

Whew!

I am in 4th grade. How 'bout you? No... okay then. I like them slick anyway.
Nicks are always chewing on my ears lately. I have met up with Agent 602 and it was
not pleasant when I walked in the room. My account on Blabber Me Jibbers is shut down
so you can no longer reach 555 information that I put on there from HQ.
I smell like a full skunk. I feel Krust 907!


Koomba Boom,


Tab